Stop it, right now
7 12 2009Yeah, it’s cold. 10 degrees here. Big deal. The house is warm, the days are gloriously sunny, the nights are so clear you can see the Milky Way, and best of all, the mud is a hard surface that doesn’t suck your boots off. Stop complaining.
It’s also expected. It’s December. December is part of winter; never mind the actual date. If you haven’t yet prepared for cold, then you’re just lazy or stupid. That’s my opinion. If your pipes are frozen, or you still need your studded tires installed, or you don’t know that your pet needs his outside water bowl emptied of ice, move to Miami. You’ve had since April to prepare for December.
Hello? Are there any news items more important than the weather? It’s not snowing. It’s not flooding. Stop pandering to the above idiots because they can’t remember that December is cold.
It’s not news. Stop interrupting the local broadcasts every 10 minutes to report on the temperature. Any simpleton can open their front door and tell that it is freezing outside. We don’t need to be reminded to wear mittens or not to install a wood stove directly onto a wood floor (actual story on local news) or that running a propane heater inside is dangerous (there’s a big red warning sticker on mine). I say, let the morons run their portable gas heaters inside and die of CO2 poisoning. Just more evidence for Darwin’s theories.
Oh, and in case you can’t read the warning stickers on my site - it’s Doc’s SUNRISE RANTS.
Have a nice day.
You hit the nail on the head with this one.
I am so glad to see you back. Coming from Canada I can totally relate to this post. One more thing to add, the white stuff that falls is called snow and it can be slippery when driving on it. It happens every year around this time so get used to it !!
Mel
I crack up when I see our red warning ‘Short Term Forecast’ online for a skiff of snow. Um…it’s winter..it’s Ohio. Der!
Oh geez! I came from the South to here (the hinterlands of Canada) and I roll my eyes at the winter weather warnings, too. Like I haven’t figured out that it snows, and that snow means cold, and that cold can be dangerous if you’re a moron, or a wandering drunk who can’t manage to keep out of it properly. Yeah. Thanks for telling me for the 1,934,475th time. I think they do it to depress people. Misery loves company and all that.
ha,ha! We get a new letter warning us of all the dangers of winter..
Then again maybe we need a new letter.. I do live in Military housing….
Have a great day!
Here’s the problem, tv and news caters to the morons and news flash, 98% of people out there are morons. I am reminded of this every time I try to drive home in the rain.
I love your posts as you “say it how it is” we have morons here too except we are in the blazing start of summer and dont get snow
LOL!
OH, I”m prepared, alright. I just don’t LIKE THE COLD. But I love where I live. I hate contradictions, don’t you?